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You're living in your own private Kyoto

sydney declaration

1. Mike Atherton's closure of England's innings at the SCG when Graeme Hick was 98 not out.

2. An aspirational emission of greenhouse gases not worth the paper it is written on.

It's over. Martial law is gradually winding down and Mister Iemma is Tearing Down That Wall. GW Bush has found the right exit and left Austria following the conclusion of OPEC.

And Prime Minister Walter Mitty and First Lady Hyacinth have had their moment of glory. Walt stood with his twenty classmates on the steps of the Opera House in their new Government Issue raincoats for the photograph that the Mitty grandkids will share forever.

But the one thing that Walt really wanted, was his. A "Sydney Declaration". It didn't matter what was in the Sydney Declaration. He had a document that would turn "Sydney" into an iconic™ brand name to blot out "Kyoto".

Indeed, so stoked was Walt that at the closing press conference on Sunday he repeatedly described China, Russia and the USA collectively as "The Major Polluters".

And so, in the tradition of the Darwin Declaration, here, in PDF format, is the Sydney Declaration.

Total eclipse of the moon

Friday at 3 in Hyde Park. I won't be there.

www.bumsnotbombs.org

UPDATE Friday evening: smh.com.au gets to the bottom of the story.

Help us by planning for APEC

These banners started appearing at bus shelters across Sydney in July. This one was photographed at Swanton Street, Erskineville, on July 24.

The text reads:
"21 world leaders. 1 great city.

Help us by planning for APEC.
Visit www.apec2007.org"

Help us by planning for APEC

You can look, but you can't snap

This really is one of Australia's darkest weeks as an independent nation. Parts of Sydney including the Opera House, Botanic Gardens and Circular Quay have been fenced off for the APEC gabfests. It's been called the biggest security operation in Australia since the 2000 Olympics. But at least with the Olympic Games, it was a celebratory occasion for all to join in. This is just a paranoid exercise in keeping Them (in upper case) away from us (in lower case).

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Peter Piper picked APEC of pickled peppers

APEC is coming. The bus shelters tell us so. Swanton St, Erskineville, 24 Jul 2007.

This year is Australia's turn to host the APEC forums. Well and good. But why are the major conferences all being held in the Sydney central business district?

For the next week, Sydney will be turned into a private resort for twenty-one heads of state and their toadies. The CBD has been walled off so that the locals can't get in the way. There will even be a fireworks display on Sydney harbour next weekend that the general public can't attend.

And George Dubya Bush can't stay till the conclusion, apparently because he belatedly discovered that the 9/11 anniversary falls this year on September 11. And Laura's not coming at all. Poor Jeanette.

The merits or demerits of APEC aside, the dumping of this conference into the middle of Australia's busiest city is nothing more than the enactment of the ultimate fantasy of Australia's very own Walter Mitty, John Winston Howard. For eleven years JWH has been distorting Australia's national fabric into his own image. Not the least of which is turning Sydney into Australia's de facto capital city. After all, he has made the plush harbourside government-funded Kirribilli House his primary residence since 1996.

Why hold APEC in somewhere like, say, Canberra, when it's so far from home?

A lot more to say about APEC during the week.

More proof that Sydney is a US colony

With memories of Dick Cheney's Excellent Sydney Adventure still fresh in our minds, and with the clock counting down to the Avagoodweegend Brought To You By APEC, comes today's arrival in Sydney of the USS Kitty Hawk.

Together with the exclusion zone in several harbourside suburbs and the resultant towing away of cars belonging to miscreant owners who dare to park them outside their houses.

The Darwin Declaration: the declaration you have when you have nothing to declare

"We determined that addressing the challenges of energy security and sustainable development should be based on well-functioning markets that are progressively characterised by free and open trade, secure and transparent frameworks for investment, market-based price signals, market transparency, good governance and effective competition."

- Paragraph 5, The Darwin Declaration on Achieving Energy Security and Sustainable Development through Efficiency, Conservation and Diversity, 29.5.07

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